Odds and Ends 11/30/09

Meanwhile, in the department of things I cannot understand...

Woods takes blame for 'embarrassing' crash

Well, he can't blame the fire hydrant nor the tree for blocking his way.
For one thing, he forgot to yell FORE!!!
But how can one cause such a disaster just by backing out of the garage?
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PNP to seize Ampatuan’s 19 guns

What on earth does he need 19 guns for?
And why on earth does the government allow that many?
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Arroyo can’t ignore "clamor to run"— ally

Why not?