BREAKING NEWS ODDS AND ENDS - 2

Perfect hostesses outclass sexy cheerleaders at Games

BEIJING—Forget the skimpily clad cheerleaders. The immaculate hostesses handing out medals at the Olympics have won the spectator vote for glamour.
Wearing Chinese silk dresses with their hair pulled back tightly into neat buns, the hostesses are beautiful and elegant. Their eyes are three-tenths the length of their faces, as required by the Chinese selection committee.

“They are so pretty and precise. They smile continuously,” said Debra Sinex, a tourist from Atlanta, Georgia, who was in Beijing for the Olympics.
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The hostesses underwent thorough training at a kind of charm boot camp, learning to stand for hours in high-heels and honing the perfect smile exposing eight teeth by spending hours before a mirror with a chopstick between their teeth.

“In the standing sessions, we have to stand still and smile for half an hour or more. We also run about a 1,000 meters every day for physical conditioning,” one of the hostesses, Ma Sha, 20, told Reuters ahead of the Games.

It is no wonder China leads in the manufacturing industry.
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PM: Baby-short Singapore to double spending on incentives

SINGAPORE -- Singapore will double its spending on incentives to address a severe shortage of babies threatening the country's future, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said in a television broadcast Monday.

He unveiled a series of measures, including extended maternity leave, which he said add up to more than 700 million dollars ($US 496 million), "about double what we are spending today on child incentives."

"This package will make a difference to many couples, but I can't guarantee that it will solve our problem, because it is a deep problem," he said in his key annual policy speech.

Government figures say Singapore had a fertility rate of 1.29 babies born per woman in 2007, well below the 2.1, or at least two children per woman, needed for the population to replace itself naturally.
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But those incentives failed to adequately address the baby shortage.

Lee touched on the problem earlier this month in another speech on the eve of Singapore's national day, when he said the city-state needed enough babies "to secure our long-term future."
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Lee got it backwards. Learn from the Philippines. Make the population dirt-poor, and they will multiply like rabbits.
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Australian town mayor recruiting ugly women

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA—Life can get a little lonely for bachelors in the Australian Outback mining town of Mount Isa. So the mayor has offered up a solution: Recruit ugly women.

Mayor John Molony found himself under attack on Monday over comments he made to a local newspaper that read: “May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa.”

The mayor added that many women who lived in the remote Queensland state town seemed quite happy. “Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face,” he continued.
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And several local women said there weren’t a lot of gems to be found among Mount Isa’s men, either.
“We’ve got a saying up here that the odds are good, but the goods are odd,” 27-year-old Anna Warrick told The Brisbane Times.
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Nuff said.

On the Infallibility of Humanae Vitae

According to Catholic theology, a teaching of the "ordinary and universal magisterium" is also considered infallible if it is taught by all bishops dispersed throughout the world, as long as they all teach it in a definitive and authoritative manner - "in unity among themselves and with Peter's successor" (Vatican II, Lumen Gentium # 25).

The Church's teaching against contraception provides a case in point. Throughout the whole history of the Church, it has been been clear and constant in its position on contraception. In fact, all Christian churches were united in their opposition to contraception until as recently as the early decades of the 20th century. It was not until 1930 that the Anglican Church went on record as saying that contraception was permissible, for grave reasons, within marriage. It was also at this time that Pope Pius XI issued the encyclical Casti Connubii, in which he reiterated what has been the constant teaching of the Catholic Church: Contraception is intrinsically wrong.

The first clamoring for change appeared in the late 1950s and early 1960s with the widespread availability of the birth control pill. Some Catholic theologians began to think that the pill might be a legitimate form of birth control for Catholics because, unlike other kinds of birth control, it did not break the integrity of the sexual act. Amidst such controversy, the landmark encyclical Humane Vitae was released by Pope Paul VI in 1968. It clearly defined the intrinsic evil of contraception and even provided prophetic views that has since materialized. Subsequently, Pope John Paul II affirms Humane Vitae with "Evangelium Vitae" and "Theology of the Body". On the occasion of the 40th anniversary of Humanae Vitae, Pope Benedict XVI states: "The truth expressed in Humanae Vitae does not change. Quite the contrary, in the light of new scientific discoveries, its teaching becomes more relevant and stimulates reflection on the intrinsic values it possesses."

Humane Vitae was not pronounced ex-cathedra, there was no need as the teaching contained in Humane Vitae has been constant and unchanging throughout the history of the Church. Due to this, it is infallible and thus, irreformable. People may have contrary opinions, but they remain just that - opinions. Truth never changes. It may be difficult to follow, but that is really the way with much of our faith --- forgive 70 x 7 times; turn the other cheek; love one another. It is only with God's grace that we do not find our faith difficult to accept and follow, and then it becomes a joyful way of life - and we become at peace.

Question: When does a baby get human rights in your view?

“Mega-pastor” Rick Warren (Purpose-driven Life) posed this question during a televised forum at Saddleback Church.

Check out what the contending US presidential aspirants Barack Obama and John McCain has to say.

Turn up the volume, it is also interesting how the audience reacts to each one.



Ok, here's a partial transcript:

WARREN: When does a baby get human rights in your view?

OBAMA: “ah..ah..I think that..ahh… whether you’re looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, ah...answering that question with specificity …you know..is..ahh..ah...is...is...is above my pay grade.”

AUDIENCE: Huh?!? Gasp!! Whoah!
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WARREN: When does a baby get human rights in your view?

McCAIN: "At the moment of conception."

AUDIENCE: Yehey!!! Whooh!!! Clap-clap-clap-clap!!! Yehey!!! Whooh!!! Clap-clap-clap-clap!!!
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ME: I wonder how much pay grade one needs, to be able answer such a simple question in all honesty.

Now with regards to the local scene, how come Congressional Representatives Lagman, Garin, Biazon, et al, do not make a clear stand on such a question? They say they are against abortion, yet they advocate abortifacients? Huh?!? Gasp!! Whoah! That is the same as saying: "I..ahh..you know..ahh..ahh....my pay grade says....ah..ah... it's just a leaping mass of tissue."

“O woman, great is your faith!”

…even dogs eat scraps…

SUNDAY GOSPEL – AUG 17, 2008.
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At that time, Jesus withdrew to the region of Tyre and Sidon.
And behold, a Canaanite woman of that district came and called out,
“Have pity on me, Lord, Son of David!
My daughter is tormented by a demon.”
But Jesus did not say a word in answer to her.
Jesus’ disciples came and asked him,
“Send her away, for she keeps calling out after us.”
He said in reply,
“I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”
But the woman came and did Jesus homage, saying, “Lord, help me.”
He said in reply,
“It is not right to take the food of the children
and throw it to the dogs.”
She said, “Please, Lord, for even the dogs eat the scraps
that fall from the table of their masters.”
Then Jesus said to her in reply,
“O woman, great is your faith!
Let it be done for you as you wish.”
And the woman’s daughter was healed from that hour.
(Mt 15:21-28)
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Here we have an interesting account of a woman, a Canaanite at that, seemingly arguing with Jesus.
At that time it is quite unheard of for Jews to be even associating with pagans, so we have to understand that this incident provides for a very interesting and important account that Matthew had enough reasons to relate it.

“Have pity on me, Lord, Son of David!
My daughter is tormented by a demon.”
But Jesus did not say a word in answer to her.

At this point Jesus stays silent. We have to understand the instances when Jesus speaks and when He is silent, both have deep meanings. What is also remarkable is the persistence of this woman. She had to get past the unsympathetic apostles who even asked Jesus to “send her away…”.

But the woman came and did Jesus homage, saying, “Lord, help me.”
He said in reply: “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.”

Jesus states this as a matter of fact, and should have been enough to finally discourage the woman.

But the woman came and did Jesus homage, saying, “Lord, help me.”

This woman is really insistent. Note however that she did Jesus homage in the process.

He said in reply, “It is not right to take the food of the children and throw it to the dogs.”

Before we even think that Jesus insults the woman by likening her to a dog, we have to understand here that the focus of this passage was to take away food (an analogy of something good) from children and feed it to household pets that very much less deserve it. It had to be clear to her that Jesus came first for the Jews, then to the Gentiles.

She said, “Please, Lord, for even the dogs eat the scraps that fall from the table of their masters.”

Now we come to the heart of the matter. The seemingly clever argument of the woman that supposedly makes Jesus relent. But is that so?

Then Jesus said to her in reply, “O woman, great is your faith!”

Notice Jesus didn’t say: O woman, great is your argument!
Going back to the woman’s plea that “even dogs eat scraps from the table of their masters”, the woman in fact acknowledged she was as lowly as a dog, and further acknowledged that dogs have masters. She pleaded in full humility and rightly expects what such a dog might reasonably expect from its master. She was persistent yet she humbles herself rightly before her master. She was not offended, but was inspired to plead what she desired.

“Let it be done for you as you wish.”
And the woman’s daughter was healed from that hour.

God’s mercy and power knows no bounds.
We cannot come to Jesus boastful of ourselves and expect something in return.
God’s love is given freely if we implore in all humility and true faith.
We can only come to Him in full cognizance of our own weaknesses,
to trust in the mercy and power of God.

HAPPY SUNDAY!

On Peter walking on water

Jesus walks on water.

Part of this Sunday's gospel reads:

"Peter said to him in reply, "Lord, if it is you, command me to come to you on the water." He said, "Come." Peter got out of the boat and began to walk on the water toward Jesus. But when he saw how (strong) the wind was he became frightened; and, beginning to sink, he cried out, "Lord, save me!". Immediately Jesus stretched out his hand and caught him, and said to him, "O you of little faith, why did you doubt?" After they got into the boat, the wind died down. ". (Mat 14:28-32)

Now there's an old joke which says that Peter should just have asked where the rocks are.

But seriously, Mark, John, and Matthew all agree that Jesus walked on water, but it is only Matthew who tells us that Peter tried to walk on water. Matthew seems to emphasize not Peter's doubt, but his faith: Command me to come to you... Of the disciples, it was Peter alone who dared to attempt what was apparently reserved for Jesus: walking on water. As Peter rejoined his companions on the boat, we can imagine him a bit embarassed and all soaked. But we can be certain that Peter was most invigorated and happy with the experience, as is the case when one advances in faith.

As one follows the Master in earnest, each moment can only be an opportunity in advancing in faith. St Paul always finds the imagery for straining forward for the Lord, as there is always the occasion for "forgetting what lies behind and setting our hearts on the prize". On this note it is worthwhile to quote St Gregory the Great:

"Certainly in this world, the human spirit is like a boat foolishly fighting against the river's rush: one is never allowed to stay still, because unless one forges ahead, one will slide down backstream".

If one does not grow, one slides backwards, and sinks. "O you of little faith..."...this is addressed not only to Peter but to all the disciples and future disciples as well.

Let us forge forward, with full trust in Jesus, for we too can walk on water.

Breaking News Odds and Ends

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US swimmer Beard bares all in first Olympic athlete protest

BEIJING -- American swimmer Amanda Beard staged the first athlete protest of the Beijing Olympics, unveiling a nude photo of herself Wednesday outside the Athlete's Village to back an anti-animal cruelty cause.

No big deal. Could be the latest in competition swim wear...
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Polish monk likens orgasm to meeting God

He has been dubbed the high priest of Catholic Kama Sutra, but Polish Friar Ksawery Knotz says that by giving married couples tips on how to practice divine sex, he is simply doing God’s work.

"I certainly encourage married couples to pray for a good and happy sex life -- it’s a way for them to become closer to God," the 43-year-old Roman Catholic monk says in an interview with Agence France Presse.

...Couples are so eager to attend [the retreats] that his weekend and six-day workshops are booked solid for the next year.

Looks like the monk's seminars are a huge hit. Nothing heretical here, strictly speaking. Maybe he should have emphasized first that a good and happy sex life entails the responsibility of begetting children foremost, but then I guess the retreats wouldn't be a smash hit with that...
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66% of Filipino households cut back on food: survey

Filipinos have been consuming or spending less on food in response to double-digit inflation, according to a new survey by a polling firm.

Pulse Asia, an independent polling firm, reported Wednesday that two in three Filipino households or 66% said in a July 1 to 14 survey that they are "consuming less or spending less on food.

As if Filipinos have not been cutting down on food so far, intentionally or otherwise. If this inflation thing goes on and on, we can go ahead and cut on food back further and then get to feel what its like to live in sub-Saharan Africa.
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Ageing Japanese men worry about body odor

TOKYO (Reuters) - Japanese men are worrying about more than mere sweat as summer temperatures rise: talk of body odor caused by ageing is adding to anxiety in a land that prizes being squeaky clean.

Hmm. While we Filipinos worry about food, the Japanese worry about body odor. How come? Perhaps its because we eat less sukiyaki?
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‘Birth control’ dad gets dream wedding

To receive or not to receive...

Quezon City First District Councilor Joseph Juico tied the knot with erstwhile fiancée Trisha Chua in the scenic Madre de Dios Chapel at the Tagaytay Highlands Batangas. The wedding caught some attention in the press, as it must be remembered that Councilor Juico was the sponsor of the controversial ordinance recently passed in Quezon City that provides for reproductive health and services program, among which is the promotion and provision of the full range of family planning methods – which includes artificial contraceptives. There were earlier reports that due to his public advocacy of contraceptives which goes against a core teaching of the Church, he would be denied communion in the diocese of Cubao if and when he opts to get married anywhere within the Cubao diocese (a report that was denied by the Diocese spokesperson), and so he opted to seek the sacrament of matrimony elsewhere outside the jurisdiction of the Cubao diocese. Quite akin to forum shopping, although a real interdict follows individuals wherever they go. Apparently, all’s well that ends well, and the couple has been blessed to live happily ever after, in a wedding officiated by no less than Bishop Soc Villegas, who granted him communion as well.

The propriety of giving and receiving the Holy Eucharist appears to be raised by certain sectors in this event, towards its potentially scandalous implications. Quite certainly, Bishop Villegas must have been aware of the controversy hounding Councilor Juico, considering the media milage that the QC ordinance has generated and the publicly raised specter of Juico possibly being denied communion for his primary role. The fact the Bishop Villegas did not refuse communion despite the circumstances, is an indication that refusal of communion is not warranted in this case. It is worthwhile to reference then Cardinal Ratzinger in July 2004, as head of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith, when he issued a directly concerned memorandum which states in part:

"Apart from an individual's judgment about his worthiness to present himself to receive the Holy Eucharist, the minister of Holy Communion may find himself in the situation where he must refuse to distribute Holy Communion to someone, such as in cases of a declared excommunication, a declared interdict, or an obstinate persistence in manifest grave sin".

In Juico's case, there is no declared excommunication, nor a known interdict. A case may be made of him being in an "obstinate persistence in manifest grave sin". But the question still remains whether it constitutes a feigned ignorance or a lack of understanding, as a mortal sin is defined if it entails full knowledge and consent. Apparently, Bishop Villegas in his judgment has given him the benefit of the doubt, and it is hard to question that. We are not aware whether he has been counseled prior to the wedding to take a more conscientious attitude with the view to making reparations, as this might have conceivably transpired during the pre-marriage canonical interview. We simply do not know, and in the absence of hard facts we take a prudent view of the matter. God will eventually judge his conscience. I just want to personally express my extreme disappointment with Councilor Joseph Juico, a self-professed devout Catholic. His talent, resources, position and devotion seems grievously misdirected in the manner of his advocacy of artificial contraceptives. I wish that the passion he professes for local governance concerns is matched - nay surpassed - by the ardor and passion of studying and understanding the tenets of the Faith, and most importantly, putting it into action. For this he sorely needs pastoral guidance. May God help him.